HappyCheeseGuy's Reviews

[:: Smokin' Smokers ::]

What? ANOTHER spout of pure ignorace?

Really, the line "Some people might say 'You don't understand unless you're a smoker', well frankly I don;t give a shit" proves that either-

a) You frankly don't have an argument
b) You're using a cartoon squirell with next to no animation to try and get your somewhat arogant feelings out. Who's got such low will power now?

Nicotine is a highly addictive drug, millions die form being adicted to it, and guess what? Trying to break yourself away from an addiction is tone of the hardest things you can do. This isn't eating chocolate bars a few times a day, this is your body truely craving nicotine despite any warnings given to you. If people still smoke with all of these warnings and health messages, don't you think maybe it MIGHT be a little bit on the hard side to actually quit?

Now that I'm done with the arrogant ramblings of 'Foamy', time for the actual movie quality itself.

Graphics-Pretty, how much work did you put into photoshopping a cafe with a filter effect?

Style-Yet again, there's not even a morsel of effort here. It's the same loops, stuck together, followed by a failing of the arms, followed by Foamy peeking over the screen. It's boring seeing such little life or creativity in a few cartoons, but YEARS of the same stuff? Gimme a break.

Sound-Rambling ignorant ranting with the pitch raised. Clear quality, but there was very little to this, as usual.

Violence and Interactivity-Both of these never give any quality to any sort of cartoon or film, so these remain as 0.

Humour-Not funny. It'd actually be funnier if you had a rant on how "Relatives of victims of tortue and brutal murder and how the should 'shut the fuck up' because their life isn't all bunnies and rainbows surviving on candy canes and twinkies".

Overall-3. Not funny, nothing new, no decent argument, low score.

[War Pigs-Intro]

Has potential

The movie certianly has potential, but there are 2 main issues with it.

a) It's a sprite movie. It's in danger of being like every other sprite movie.
b) This version was unfinished. NEVER submit unfinished work onto NG. I can expect it to get some comendation when it's finished, but not in it's current state

imperial-rob1 responds:

k man thanks....sprites are kool man....

[- The Nail -]

As usual, very well done

Well, I guess we've all been thinking and saying this for soem time now, but a movie of this style has yet to be made and it's certainly a nice change, especially with the somewhat arogant and capitalistic comments from Foamy (seeing how that's how he's generally become). I believe that IllWillPress should really improve the show if he stil wants to keep people interested, but then again, he has a mass of raging fanboys behind him, and hence can do anything with little effort. It's always annoying to see artists like yourself do great work with little/no profit involved just for the fact that you want to, and then see sell-outs like IllWillPress build a small internet-empire over nothing.

Graphics-The odd jagged drawing and tween here and there, but still very good for a few days work.

Style-Pure Briliance :)

Sound-Good choice of song

Violence-Marked 0 as rating a movie on it's violence is plain fucking stupid.

Interactivity-Marked 0 as movies like this generally can't be an easter-egg-fest. Sorry if it seems unfair in any way :(

Humour-Didn't seem to be the soul purpose of the movie, but it raised a chuckle.

Overall-9. Could've been slightly better, but certainly deserved the No 1 Spot before the raving fanboys downvoted this with their "OMGOGMOGMOGMFOAMEESPEEKSTEHTR OOF" and "hEsaLEGenduFAFGAFGAFGAGFFAG".

The only point I may slightly disagree with is RAB being considered worn out. Putting them alongside cliched sprite films and Toof ("Oh my ******* I just uncensored something that is barely considered offensive in any way! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO") seems a little wrong. Sure, the newer episodes havn't been too great, but JotandJab still deserves alteast some respect for redrawing his characters, doing a good job animating, and managing to cram huge amounts of easter eggs into the RAB series. Unlike IllWill ;)

I'll keep my faith in Dave Lovelance as he's done some neat work with music and art as well as flash, and I'll be sure to check out your future submissions. As long as they stay this good and don't consist of tweened pre-fab drawings and photoshoped photographs for backgrounds, of course.

[wpnFire]

Incredibly good flash game

Well, pretty much what everone else says really.

My only big problem is the frame rate. I've got a gig of ram, a 3.2ghz processor etc, and it jittered like hell everywhere. But I'm sure without these flaws the game would be....well, flawless :P

[Gir Dressing Up Game]

A Good effort!

it was quite fun-a trait hardly seen in dress up games.

dunno what else to say really :)

[Nightmare]

Good shooter :P

I liked the Zelda/ROSE Online sort of feel to it. it's hardly extreme but it stays loyal to what makes games good -fun, simple gameplay. It also reminds me of an action platformer I made about a bunny with The Games Factory. It was great from what I remember, apart from the fact that it's been wiped from existnce now :(

It was a good flash game, and you'd better be making a flash about E306-cliched comedy gold, there.

[HALO main theme]

hmmmm, not sure what to say

You certainly have a good ear, seeing you've managed to pick up every note and harmony perfectly. I Think the main problem is it's more of a song from Terminator than the pure epic orchestral soundtrack it usually is. Cumon, we all well and truly know how amazing it is on The Maw when the whole thing is blowing up around you ;). But on the other hand, not everyone has an orchestra in their pocket. i think you should use a digital orchestral tool like that Welsh guy who's name I forget...:P

If you remade this, but had a proper digital orchestra rather than a regeted synthesiser from Terminator, i'll give it all tens and tell my chums how cool it is ;P

[I AM SO EMO (rotfl)]

Hmmmm not the best

Sorry my welsh bretherin (:P), but this isnt really the best thing you've done. It also seems like shitty take on of Adam and Andrew's emo kid song. If you havn't heard it, google it....... or get someone to IM it to you.

welshy1000 responds:

nope... never heard of it... and its not supposed to sound good really... all we did was start playing... and thats it

[Ain't talkin bout love- V.H.]

Hey! Your Welsh!

Whad-up? I'm Welsh to! And I'm not a chav! Rock on, Wales and their rather tedious Grand Slam victory celebrations!

I rather like this song, just doesn't sound like the original. It could've been your amp. If it's a BB Blaster do theold Pantera-on-tour-home-video-routine and throw it out the window before buying a better amp (I've got a 125 watt :P).

Almost forgot in previous reviews, check out www.nochaa.tk, 'tis my bro's band, they've just kicked the singer out but you can download some of their stuff. Could be the next B4MV or Pantera by my view......

welshy1000 responds:

its very difficult to re-create the van halen song... sir Edward always played with 3 blown speakers on his cab... and well... i dont, i also play an ibanez... which soung much more metal oriented instead of classic rock
keep on rockin'
-Welshy